Friday, June 18, 2010
Complaints to the Dentist About Flossing
It’s what the people want. It’s what they’ll get. Dentist in Blue Patient in Red
Doc every time I come here, I got fear that you drillin’ down from ear to ear.
Seriously…I eat pretty good, I drink pretty good, I brush just as much as a dentist would.
You gotta help me please, my breath smells rotten, I got gum disease.
Last night I give a girl flowers, she threw them back and said something about Austin Powers.
Listen man, I tell you every visit…how come you never floss, man what is it?
It’ll help your halitosis too, were you lookin’ for the burger that I found while I was cleanin’ you?
Have you ever heard of gingivitis? While we’re talkin’ now here’s an air freshener so bite this.
I can barely stand to kick it with you, if I was your girl, I’d take jail toothbrush and stick it to you.
Wow doc, you’re a harsh ass proctor, I think you’re jammed up ‘cause you couldn’t be a real doctor.
Listen I respect you and the ADA, but that damn flossin’ takes all day…no way!
You got the string, the wax, the shit is mad grief, and I can barely reach my teef.
When it comes down to my oral hygiene, I don’t really care ‘bout in between, know what I mean?
Gave you the bag, the brush and a little floss, they should help your teeth from lookin’ like a little moss.
So don’t come at me with the anti-dentite mentality, eye between those teeth, and face your reality.
You wanna get some girls, want ‘em to be fine, you gotta spend more time on the gumline.
Lazy teeth cleaner, yeah, no doubt, schedule your next meeting with the girl on the way out.
at 7:12 AM